"The two most important days of your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why" -Mark Twain

Dorm Museum

For the memories you will never forget

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

(Source: best-of-imgur, via whiskey-fix)

ryuukensu:

Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 

(via whiskey-fix)

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

image

(Source: communistbakery, via loveinbadfaith)

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

(Source: falloutdouche, via whiskey-fix)

Ugh… 12 hour workday and I miss going to AC this weekend with everyone…

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

(Source: iraffiruse, via thebeautifulnothing)

xxnolove1025xx:

crescendowls:

Quiet, but I’m sure there is something here. Tell me everything, ‘cause I want to hear.

😢

officialunitedstates:

I took a logic class in college and it was definitely worth the time and money because now I can roast people on the internet better

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

(via loveinbadfaith)