"The two most important days of your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why" -Mark Twain

Dorm Museum

For the memories you will never forget

thetalkingpoltergeist:

I don’t watch the show, but I think about this quote a lot.

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komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

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thumbtackdev:

Here is my latest projéct

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pPldease don8 to my kickstartér so I can make the BIG MONEY

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aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

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deebeeus:

Well, I almost had to sell the car to afford it, but I have been looking for a walnut ES for a while now.  So when this all-original (except pick guard and strap buttons) 355 - the “Cadillac” of the ES line - came up at Folkway Music in Waterloo (1 hour west of Toronto) I could not resist it.  

So I FINALLY have a vintage walnut ES!  And the best part is…golden waffleback Klusons!  

Now if you’ll excuse me I have a car to sell…  ;)

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mankind’s greatest invention. [video]

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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officialunitedstates:

a shady stranger pulls me into a dark alley “hey kid do you want to do drugs” he says as he gives me a pencil and a form.  “I’m doing a survey for the census bureau”

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